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Dear sir or madam, You have been chosen to potentially receive a large sum of cash.

Dear sir or madam, You have been chosen to potentially receive a large sum of cash. Before I explain, I realize this note comes out of the blue. I lead the investment fund for Nelson Titi Ayodele, former king of the Republic of Democratic People's Republic of the Outer and Inner Congo. He has been frustrated that the market for startup investments is so competitive and dealflow is hard to come by. His family is relying on him to make investments in the next Instagrams and Chatsnaps so that he can build a new hospitals to treat victims of the war on 32-ounce sodas. So, over the past few months, we've been scraping LinkedIn and the Crunchbases, putting together lists of people who work in the technology industry at top companies. We know that many of them are tired of making their bosses rich, so instead we would like to make you rich. According to our advanced statistical analysis, if we offer you a large sum of cash to start a company, you are 1000.5% more likely to start a company. Of the thousands of people who work in the tech industry in SF or NY who might want to start a tech company, we have selected you to receive this special offer because you are the best but your urgent reply is necessary. To accept this offer, you must attend a special dinner at which time we will discuss the deposit of a large sum of money into the bank account of a Delaware corporation we form on your behalf. The cost of the dinner is just $500 of your time. I look forward to your acceptance of this offer. Sincerely, Brother Dr. Peter Dikeibo Chief Officers of the Investments Committeee Ayodele LP

Posted by 7Figures2Commas on May 27, 2015, 9:34 PM

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Dear sir or madam, You have been chosen to potentially receive a large sum of cash.

7Figures2CommasMay 27, 2015, 9:34 PM

Dear sir or madam, You have been chosen to potentially receive a large sum of cash. Before I explain, I realize this note comes out of the blue. I lead the investment fund for Nelson Titi Ayodele, former king of the Republic of Democratic People's Republic of the Outer and Inner Congo. He has been frustrated that the market for startup investments is so competitive and dealflow is hard to come by. His family is relying on him to make investments in the next Instagrams and Chatsnaps so that he can build a new hospitals to treat victims of the war on 32-ounce sodas. So, over the past few months, we've been scraping LinkedIn and the Crunchbases, putting together lists of people who work in the technology industry at top companies. We know that many of them are tired of making their bosses rich, so instead we would like to make you rich. According to our advanced statistical analysis, if we offer you a large sum of cash to start a company, you are 1000.5% more likely to start a company. Of the thousands of people who work in the tech industry in SF or NY who might want to start a tech company, we have selected you to receive this special offer because you are the best but your urgent reply is necessary. To accept this offer, you must attend a special dinner at which time we will discuss the deposit of a large sum of money into the bank account of a Delaware corporation we form on your behalf. The cost of the dinner is just $500 of your time. I look forward to your acceptance of this offer. Sincerely, Brother Dr. Peter Dikeibo Chief Officers of the Investments Committeee Ayodele LP

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